PUSH THE BUTTON like one of your French girls… (Pictures, GIFs and a video too!)
Posted on 2nd May, 2012 | No Comments
(Drawing by Chris Carter)
On Friday 27th April, PUSH THE BUTTON like one of of your French girls set sail from the RVT on her maiden voyage. As the Jane McDonald of proceedings, it was my duty to provide entertainment to the passengers on board. AND I DID… I REALLY DID. During the first half of the evening, unwitting First Class passengers were escorted up to the RVT attic at the top of the building, lead into the Captain’s Quarters and given an intimate, exclusive and very special performance from a beautiful mermaid in a medical research facility.
LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS:
I’d tap that.
We recorded quite a few of these intimate performance experiences, spliced them together, and here is what happened.
BUT THERE WASN’T JUST ONE PERFORMANCE THAT EVENING…
The second celebrated, and in no way desecrated, the 100th anniversary of Titanic. The DVD release, that is.
Here is a blow-by-blow account, accompanied by pictures and GIFs, of how the other performance went down.
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“It’s been 100 years, and I can still smell the fresh paint. The china had never been used. The sheets had never been slept in. Push The Button was called the Ship of Dreams. And it was… It really was.”
Old Harry DeWitt Bukater Clayton-Wright
Transforming into Young Harry DeWitt Bukater Clayton-Wright
THE TRANSFORMATION IS COMPLETE!
“ICEBERG! RIGHT AHEAD!”
The category is: JAMES CAMERON 3D BLOCKBUSTER ICEBERG AHEAD REALNESS
OH SHIT.
“IS THERE ANYONE ALIVE OUT THERE?”
AND NOW IT’S GOING TO GET WET. YOU MIGHT NEED A TISSUE…
HCW TRIVIA: You may recognise that water pouring device from a previous video of mine…
THAT’S RIGHT. I WANTED TO PAY HOMAGE TO MYSELF. AND WHAT?
TA-DAHHHH!
AND THERE WE HAVE IT!
Push The Button performances require a lot of preparation and in the words of Velma Kelly: “I simply cannot do it… *slides down pole* A-LOOOOONE”. THEREFORE I’D LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU TO: Chris, Daniel, Dominic, Cola, Scott, John, The RVT, Push The Button and all who sail in her.
STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING… We’re taking Push The Button to Bristol Pride! Alongside Horse Meat Disco & Horseplay, we’ll be hosting the official Bristol Pride Afterparty at the O2 Academy on Saturday 14th July. It’s going to be amazing, YOU SHOULD COME!
We’ll be announcing the next Push The Button very soon, so make sure to like the page on Facebook AND COME ALONG!
